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Have you always wanted to join a cult, but found the blood rituals thing kinda a problem?

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Well, lucky for you, I was really bored last week and decided to start a cult, but without all the devoted fanatics and crime. 

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I'm 15 years old, my name is Your Leader, and I want to take over the world.

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What's this blog about? Well in true cult fashion, it will feature tons of randomness. Ranging from stuff focusing around my interests - I keep it random, but classy - to my world domination plans to weird life anecdotes.

 

But this isn't all about me! As my new cult followers, you're now committed to helping me take over the Caribbean (free islands for everyone!) and donating to my non-existent patreon account. Make requests, pester me, debate me, fight me, and leave witty remarks! Welcome to the cult, that's not a cult because blood rituals are really not my thing. 

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Welcome, Followers

Essentially, this is just a blog filled with stories of five different kids and their lives. They're all joined together by this idea of publishing their thoughts on a blog (very meta, I know), but that doesn't mean that they're either friends or comfortable with it yet. Fears, social awkwardness, and an overdose of sarcasm are included.

 

And then, there are just normal moments: average achievements like not failing a class.

 

Each of these kids are technically fictional, but really they're all shadows of us in some way.

Have you always wanted to join a cult, but found the blood rituals thing kinda a problem?

​

Well, lucky for you, I was really bored last week and decided to start a cult, but without all the devoted fanatics and crime. 

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I'm a junior in High school, my name is Your Leader, and I want to take over the world.

​

What's this blog about? Well in true cult fashion, it will feature tons of randomness. Ranging from stuff focusing around my interests to my world domination plans to weird life anecdotes.

 

But this isn't all about me! As my new cult followers, you're now committed to helping me take over the Caribbean (free islands for everyone!) and donating to my non-existent patreon account. Make requests, pester me, debate me, fight me, and leave witty remarks.

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About Your New Leader

  • I'm too ambitious for my work ethic.

  • I have weird ideas that I'll randomly want to try to help me take over the world.

  • Starting a cult was one of them.

  • But, I'm not really into all the fanaticism and whatever, so maybe just donate money to that pay pal account that I wish I had

  • You can bribe me with chocolate

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